Runaway Sleigh

After school one winter day
I came across a big red sleigh
Broken down on highway 63
Cursing it will all his mind
A man who’s face I knew on sight
Turned around and waved and smiled at me
I’m guessing you at nine or ten
And I can fly my sleigh again
If you find in your heart to believe
Won’t you ride in my runaway sleigh
The reindeer might be biting but they seem to know the way
We can fly these presents to the good girls and the boys
And we’ll all have a Marry Christmas
I was a fan of Santa Cause
But even so it gave me a pause
Something in this picture seemed so wrong
His suit was wrinkled, full of holes
His shoes untied, his cheeks had moles
And I swear I saw him sippin' something strong
Won’t you ride in my runaway sleigh
We’re missing a few seatbelts, buckle up, we’re on our way
We can fly these presents to the good girls and the boys
And we’ll all have a Marry Christmas
Heyyyy