nobleman's horse

Mama, don’t look at the closet in the guest bedroom
Or maybe you’ll find the corpse of me from yesterday
Papa, don’t bring your gun, I am on a Zoom
With the vampire queen of the United States
And sure we started small
Binging cartoons on Netflix
But now I think we’re married and on our first divorce
On Halloween and Christmas
We fought over kitchen wall aesthetics
But she forgave me after i stole her a nobleman’s horse
Sister, don’t ask about all the meat in the freezer
It probably was never human anyway
Brother, don’t piss me off, yeah I’m a people pleaser
But I’ll punch you which’ll make you break my neck
And now I’m moving on
To a giant king with tusks and horns
Who drinks my tears like tablespoons of honey
But every crown he makes for me
Has brambles and thorns
So I will take his horse and take all of his money
Mama, don’t look at the closet in the guest bedroom
Or maybe you’ll find the corpse of me from yesterday
Papa, don’t bring your gun, I am on a Zoom
With the vampire queen of the United States
And sure we started small
Binging cartoons on Netflix
But now I think we’re married and on our first divorce
On Halloween and Christmas
We fought over kitchen wall aesthetics
But she forgave me after I stole her a nobleman’s horse
Thing is, I don’t even like horses
I think they’re terrifying
They trot past me and I get scared stiff
But now I have fifty horses
Do you want to see them flying?
I can push them all off a cliff
Yeah, I don’t even like horses
I think they’re terrifying
They trot past me and I get scared stiff
But now I have fifty horses
Do you want to see them flying
I can push them all off a cliff
Mama, don’t look at the closet in the guest bedroom
Or maybe you’ll find the corpse of me from yesterday
Papa, don’t bring your gun, I am on a Zoom
With the vampire queen of the United States
And now I’m ghosting a shapeshifter who writes in blood on the walls
I make sure to read their message and to never write back
And I piss off everyone I meet just in case it’s them
‘Cause they sucked out the marrow of my horses as a snack
Now I’m ghosting a shapeshifter who writes in blood on the walls
I make sure to read their message and to never write back
And I piss off everyone I meet just in case it’s them
‘Cause they sucked out the marrow of my horses as a snack
Yeah, now my horses are dry bone and I’m all alone
‘Cause they sucked out the marrow of my horses as a snack
And I’ll never write them back