You're Toast

Pump and dump down the old country road
Drove up from Miami with an oversized load
When it’s my reputation on the line, I implode
I implode, I repeat, I implode
Hey!
'Cause you can’t emote
What you ain’t made rote
There’s no antidote
Plead you’ll find the note
And it goes to the one
Who praises the Probst
And if you hesitate, lover
You’re toast, you’re toast, you’re toast
Suckers standin' around for my ground-and-pound
It’s more comprehensive than a beatdown
And by the code of the road, now you’re dutybound
We’ll be sure to surround you with clowns
Hey!
Firing only duds
Suckers bleedin' blood
The unkindest bud
Chewin' nasty cud
And the fire only comes for the folks on the coast
And if you’re one of them, lover
You’re toast, you’re toast, you’re toast
At the frontier of my government wage
I can’t get a loan on account of my age
When I feel threatened I can dish out the rage
I’d best bid you adieu and disengage
Disengage
'Cause you can’t emote
What you ain’t made wrote
There’s no antidote
Plead you’ll find the note
And it goes to the one
Who praises the Probst
And if you hesitate, lover
You’re toast, you’re toast
Firing only dust
Suckers bleedin' blood
The unkindest bud
Chewin' nasty cud
And the fire only comes for the folks on the coast
And if you’re one of them, lover
You’re toast, you’re toast, you’re toast
You’re toast, you’re toast, you’re toast