Never Been to France

Never been to Amsterdam
Never been to France
But I’ve been to Denny’s
With a hand down your pants
Never been to New York
Never been to New Jersey
But I’ve been pulled over
Hand up your skirt riding dirty (x2)
When I was still sagging pants Before fat kids wore skinny jeans
She taught me how to use my middle finger with anonymity and nicotine
Drinking Hennessy and Alize pretending her living room was a limousine
Got so stoned we’d call the cops on ourselves and elope through the chiminea
Tattooing each other with our bodily fluid until our bodies stuck together
Smoking blunts in the rain with no regard for the weather
She would stash whatever I needed to stash, no questioned asked
Never even pinched a sack and all she wanted was a slap on the ass
We never talked about the future cuz we didn’t believe it even existed
Got addicted to living like dying young was better living
Co dependent With an open ended finish
With no bigger picture vision We turned young love vintage
Cross my heart and hope to dye my hair the color of this city
Promise if I leave I’m not gonna leave without YOU with me
Cross my heart and hope to dye my hair the color of this city
Promise if I leave I’m not gonna leave without YOU with me
Never been to Pakistan
Never been to Idaho
But I’ve been to boca chica
With your booty on my throat
Never been to New England
Never been to New Brunswick
But I’ve been pulled over
Hand up your skirt exposed in public (x2)
When I was still reading Victoria’s secrets before I became an exhibitionist
She taught me how to wear my skin and flirted with all our little differences
We started a revolution in the nude on a sprinkler system pilgrimage
Dancing to the rhythm of bitches barking like we stole bones and left witnesses
We spent a summer on a mattress in an empty uptown apartment
Evicted and kicked to the curb in the fall right back to where we started
Looping the best parts of our private parts through the reflections in our
pupils
Thinking there was no way we could ever be lost we invented Google
She sucked my dick like I had the dick of a millionaire in training
I treated her like a prick with a little prick like we weren’t amazing
It was the shit til she burned my shit and locked me down in the basement
And that was it ran away and split to this day she’s still my favorite
Cross my heart and hope to dye my hair the color of this city
Promise if I leave I’m not gonna leave without YOU with me
I’m not gonna leave without you with me!
I’m not gonna leave without you with me!
Cross my heart and hope to dye my hair the color of this city
Promise if I leave I’m not gonna leave without YOU with me