Cosmo Sex School

She dreams of rollies and wax
that what she said in her mail
she lays a dog on his back
that’s why he’s wagging his tail
and I’d be wagging mine too
if I could only be cool
at the Cosmo sex school
they said I got to go home
but its the thought I cant bare
and though I’m never alone
I don’t trust anyone here
they said I’m getting my share
but I don’t think that I’m through
at the Cosmo school
she’s got her thesis turned in
about the skill that I lack
like how to let people in
or send them packing with tact
or am I good in the sack
or am I just pulling my tool
at the Cosmo sex school
yeah my self confidence writes
only if I’m asked into bed
so many bodies to try
so many minds to be read
I need to work till I die
its what they taught me to do
at the Cosmo sex school
don’t need no heaven above
don’t need a friend or a wife
don’t need the pressure of love
don’t need a pool when I dive
if Jesus Christ was alive
I guess id sleep with him too
at the Cosmo sex school
at the Cosmo sex school
at the Cosmo sex