Better Be Women

I went out to a stupid party
Had to scam on everybody
Asked the woman for a light
And to spend the night
But she wasn’t havin' any
Said I was just one of many
But she’d give me some advice
She said, «You try
But you don’t get none»
And I said, «Why?»
Was she a lesbian?
But she was fly
And had a biologic plan, oh man
Said, «If you want it, well, use your hand!» (damn!)
There better be women
Now you’re comin' on, but you come too strong
There better be women
Oh yeah, 'cause satisfaction is no mother’s son
You call this a party?
Oh yeah, but I don’t party with everybody
There better be women
Be women tonight, alright
Alright!
I watched them in fascination
Her friend and their wild gyrations
Like a symphony in pink
And not missing link
And it was a freaky orgy
But somehow they all ignored me
Watch my pennant start to shrink
They said a-
«Now don’t you want it?»
And a-
«You know we got it»
And uh,
But I was haunted by three-way dreams
Doubling the pleasure of my fantasies, yeah
There better be women
Now you’re comin' on, but you come too strong
There better be women
Oh yeah, 'cause satisfaction is no mother’s son
You call this a party
Oh yeah, but (we don’t party with everybody)
There better be women
Be women tonight, alright
There better be women
There better be women
There better be women
There better be women
There better be women