On the Run

Diffendoofer tryna lock us up for a T-Pose
Prolly favorite hobby is perusing Home Depot
Doesn’t know what corn is, the place he was born in
Really frustrated with our disregard for oranges
We doin' the race, Northampton style
Diffendoofer is the PoPo, and we the Juveniles
First thing after the race, Zach gets thrown in the clink
Diffy’s so mental that he’s gonna need a shrink
Diffendoofer has a higher power than most
A straight antichrist parasite and we’re the host
At the surface, he’s nothing but bald and lanky
But within, looms the threat, so you put up your ante
The threat only grows as Diffendoofer closes in
Although his haircut looks straight out the looney bin
And his partner Gorf is a straight up moral sin
And don’t even get me started on Gorf
Throw it all the way back to April 24th
«Man that sucks, what did you do?»
Man, back the hell off I know jiujitsu
Free Ant was the only thing we said
For Gorf to get mad put a target on our head
Table moved to the front after a fruit cup incident
You know we’re keepin all these lunch monitors vigilant
We on the run!
We got a plan so intricate
Gorf and Diffendoofer so ridiculous, we killin' it
Act like peacekeepers but y’all know they’re villainous
DubleAADank with lines so imminent were thrillin with it
New age robin-hood we giving' back deftly
Lawmen don’t like that though, sayin' that we’re dead meat
Side note to the fans, put this on repeat
Money for the bail if Diffen picks us off the backstreet
Just brushed through K-Mart, man that’s the mentality
That we need, cruising PT, high speed, yes indeed
It ain’t no joke, laying' down like a pedigree
Try to snatch me you’d be hard-pressed
Raking in the dough, man I’m flexin' with these new checks
Go downtown and I’m finna cop a rolex
Gaining on these young thugs like bowflex
Diffendoofer ain’t no match for the scooter
Human waste of biomass and a land polluter
We ain’t really here, it’s the capwell computer
Carpooling with my homies, ‘cause I’m a commuter
Getting' on the exit, home free
K-Mart contestants, y’all won’t speak
Lil Seeley, back in ‘Hampton, slippin' it up
Summer 2018 boys, we whippin' it up