Cock Block

You’ve been on it all night
Putting in the work, it was going alright
You were prying her with pints
Hoping you could make a connection
Yeah, she was smiling it was nice
She likes you, and she’s probably right to
You live nearby and you’re possibly a nice dude
I mean, I don’t know you, you could be a scumbag
But when she smiles at you, I can see it that you love that
Maybe one day you will get her to come back
And later get married, start knocking out rugrats
But tonight though, you’re not in control
Cause she saw me and dropped you, like you were a hot coal
See, me and her had a thing in the past
But that’s all it really was, just a fling in the past
She’s nice, a little bizzare
We had a good time, I didn’t really think it would last
We had a couple of dates, fun and games
Then one thing lead to another, but it was nothing great
I said I’ll ring you and I left it at that
Knowing very well that I had no intention of that
But despite that in my mind we managed to stay friends
And she agrees with me but just not in the same sense
Because now she wants me to repeat the performance
And I’m afraid that means you get completely ignored
That’s why I’m sorry
See it was never my intention to stop you
I know you think that’s what I wanted but it’s not true
I feel like in a sense that I’ve kind of robbed you
I didn’t plan it if I’m guilty of a wrong move
You put a coat in and then you waited in a long queue
All that work done and look where it’s got you
I know you’re probably thinking that I’m gonna mock you
But I never set out to c*** block you
You got that thing going where you tell a joke and she laughs
And then your hand reaches over, starts stroking her a**
But it’s done with restraint, you’re not groping it hard
Then quickly rip it away when the moment has passed
But each time the hand lingers a little longer
The palm pushes and the fingers will grip it stronger
Great stuff, you think you’re gonna make love
Until some p**** comes along and fucks your game up
The thing is while you’re there feeling tortured
To me, the whole situation is completely awkward
I don’t wanna lead her on again, cause she’s sort of my friend
I’ll just end up feeling awful again
However, she is rather pleasant
I’d be lying if I said I didn’t like the attention
I can feel your eyes glaring at me full of spite and resentment
But still, I might try her for seconds
I know it’s not much fun
Every single man must have got stung once
But I’m young and I’m dumb and I’m as drunk as they come
And I’ve stepped on your toes now so what’s done’s done
So I’m sorry
See it was never my intention to stop you
I know you think that’s what I wanted but it’s not true
I feel like in a sense that I’ve kind of robbed you
I didn’t plan it if I’m guilty of a wrong move
You put a coat in and then you waited in a long queue
All that work done and look where it’s got you
I know you’re probably thinking that I’m gonna mock you
But I never set out to c*** block you
See it was never my intention to stop you
I know you think that’s what I wanted but it’s not true
I feel like in a sense that I’ve kind of robbed you
I didn’t plan it if I’m guilty of a wrong move
You put a coat in and then you waited in a long queue
All that work done and look where it’s got you
I know you’re probably thinking that I’m gonna mock you
But I never set out to c*** block you