A Visit To The Gynecologyst

Can’t you at least look the other way?
Miss Brooks, I am a physican,
Besides we are all girls
Okay up on the table, chop chop
On all 4's
That’s it Oooh yeah
Now Spread 'em
What have we got here?
Looks like your vehicular canal is some what constricted
How do you manage to accommodate large penises?
I don’t not of any kind
Of course I was just feeling you out,
Spreadem,
Common, wider wider wider
Youregonna break me Come one u can do it wider
Ok, now I want you to practice this exercise 2 times a day for 4 minutes
Put one finger in, stir it around and around and around
And then another finger, and stir it around and around and around and around
And another finger, and another
And then when you run out of fingers
Move on to vegetables
The appropriate size and shape of course
In no time at all we’ll have you up to summer squash!
You’ll have something firm wiggling around inside you
Like a caterpillar
Eww'
Ok, like an eel
Ewe'
Ok like a cock!
(Turntable Scratches)