Cooties

They came from way far out
In outer space
She’s hard to miss and so
They landed on her face
She’s got cooties!
Cooties
They’ve found a place to nest
She’s got cooties!
Cooties
If I were her I’d be depressed
Long-tailed, sharp nails
Fuzzy legs, laying eggs
(Spoken)
Come on everybody, let’s stamp them out!
She’s got cooties!
In science class
She’s like a walking show-and-tell
She’s got cooties!
You know she’s coming down the hall
From just her smell
She’s got cooties
Cooties
Nobody wants to sit by her
She’s got cooties
Cooties
Don’t need a coat 'cause she’s got fur!
Circle, circle
Dot, dot, dot
Hurry, get your cootie shot!
Dresses like a circus clown
Somebody oughta hose her down
Grew up in a cootie zoo
I bet her two-ton mama’s got 'em too!
And that’s for you!