That Was a Big Fat Lie

I kind of believed you when you said your nights were lonely
Until the day that I came by
But when you whispered that I was your one & only
That was a big fat lie
I should have been wiser than I was
And seen right through you
But the moon got in my eye
That stuff about I never lived until I knew you
That was a big fat lie
You must have started to fib when you were wearing a bib
And such a habits hard to break
A little lie is okay
But when you lie night & day
That’s more than even I can take
You told me we oughta marry
And I let you sway me
Kissed my happy days goodbye
And when you told that man you’d honor & obey me
That, baby, was a big fat lie
Let’s face it you’re no George Washington
An over exaggeration of a super?
Just a big fat lie