Jammin on the One, Pt. 1

Those of y’all who never been around
You never heard Don Juan get down
Well I do my thing, I do it right
At the break of dawn until the early light
But right now I’m here to let you know
I’m gonna rap and tap until I can’t no more
So all you party people can realize
That I ain’t here to take no jive
To all you people in radio land
I’m here to make you understand
That I’m the number one jock and a number one seller
Well I’m vicious on the mic and I’ve just begun
25 women knocked at my door
Well I got up, I let 'em in
And then I hit 'em in the head with my disco kid
We were lip to lip and we were eyes to eyes
It made my nature rise
And then I said to myself «I am set»
And then I wondered what I could get
Come on baby, let’s get down
Then I scooped that funk into the ground
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute
Wait-a-wait-a-wait-a-wait-a-wait a minute
Hit it maestro!
We were jammin', we were jammin'
We were jammin' on the one
They gave up the funk, I shaked their rumps
And we all had some fun
Well let me hold it down with that dirty stuff
'Cause I’m on too deep and I’m gettin' too rough
I’m gonna talk about the other jocks in my club
A-we're the mean tag-team and a rubby-dubby-dub
Marley Scooter, the dancin' computer
He dances to the beat
He makes all the ladies sing, dance, and shout
And jump on their feet
Well he can funk you one, he can funk you all
And he goes by the name of a K. Dog (K. Dog!, K. Dog!)
Hit it maestro!
A keep rockin', jockin', doin' it well
You see I got y’all locked in my rappin' spell
'Cause that’s the way I really want it
So come on y’all and let’s get on it
You see my name is K. Dog and I’d like to say what’s up
To the cool, the shy, the lady fly guys and all you disco nuts
You see Don Juan is the host and the jock for the show
Said a one, I said a two, I said a three, four, five
Now party people if you agree
Just relax your minds and follow me
Give up the funk (Shake your rump!)
Give up the funk (Shake your rump!)
Now I need some cooperation, from you the audience
From the young, the old, the shy, the bold, the ladies and the gents
'Cause when I say «jammin'» you say, «Jammin' on the one»
When I say «jammin'» you say, «Jammin' on the one»
Here we go y’all, jammin' (On the one!)
Jammin' (On the one!)
I like a-bein' your jock and a-havin' fun, we are jammin' on the one
See I went to a party and I sat down
And all the ladies started a-crowdin' around
One said «Damn, Don Juan, you’re really tough»
She said «By the way my name is Nina»
She said «What's your number so I can give you a call?»
She said «I give you a call and that ain’t all»
I said «Wait», I said «Wait», I said «Wait one minute»
I went to her pad, I saw she was glad
And she let me in it
All the ladies in the house, you’re looking fine
In tight jeans or baggies, you’re so divine!
Well I’m feeling good like a DJ should
And I’m on my way to Hollywood
It’s like a fine girl, strobe lights at the disco
I said if your woman asks can she go, then you tell her no
Then you meet another lady and tell her that you’re stacked
And don’t you tell her about the woman you have
I said a P-L-A-Y-E-R the D-O-double-N-I-E
You see I am that jock and I’m ready to rock
They call me rapping MC
It’s like a baseball player without his glove
Or some newlyweds not making love
It’s like bullets without the guns
Or Ex-Lax without the runs
I say slam, jam, thank you ma’am
You got the funk and I’m ready to jam
It’s like a jibbalie-jibbalie-jibbalie-jo
Rock your bodies across the floor
'Cause I jammed in Paris, I jammed in Rome
Now I’m jammin' on the stereo in your home
Or in your car or wherever you’re at
Just turn up your box and let me rap
Well last night I went to a disco and you know what was said?
Rappin’s reachin' it peak right now, but soon it will be dead
So I came on home late that night
Got some paper and a pencil then began to write
I wrote some people think rapping’s going out
But as far as Don Juan’s concerned about
Now is rapping going out y’all? (No!)
I said is rapping going out? (No!)
Then who do you call when you want some fun?
That jock that jams on the one
(Don Juan, yeah, Don Juan!)
Wait a minute, wait a minute
Said a-who do you call when you’re feeling sad
And you want that thrill that you never had?
(Don Juan, yeah, Don Juan!)
Check it out, said a-who do you call when you want it all?
That jock that drives you up a wall!
(K. Dog, yeah, K. Dog!)
You could chill, bop, or backstroke
This is a serious rap and it ain’t no joke
That’s all the rap we’ll say 'cause we must vamanos
To everyone in radio land, adios
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait-a-wait-a-wait-a-wait-a-wait-a-wait-a-wait-a-wait-a-wait-a-wait-a-wait-a-wait-a-wait-a-wait-a-wait-a-wait-a-wait-a-wait-a-minute!
I ain’t going nowhere until you understand
'Cause I’m the number one jock across the land
So you can clap your hands and you could stomp your feet
You could move your body to the disco beat
'Cause I’m bad and I know it and I’m gonna do it right
If it takes, if it takes all night
Don Juan, remember the name
'Cause none of these raps about a Sugarhill Gang
Or Kurtis Blow, who’s on the go
And rockin' to the rhythm in stere-ere-o
Or Blowfly, hey now that’s my guy
When he raps dirty it is all the way live
Or the Mardi Gras man, who’s really grand
Rappin' every year just to make you jam
Or Jocko, who will take the show
I don’t, I don’t, I don’t know
But I am the guy named Donnie Wells
And I had you locked in my rappin' spell, well I’m gone
(Say it again man!)
Said I’m the guy named Donnie Wells
And I had you locked in my rappin' spell, well I’m gone
(Where you going?)
Said I’m gone
To Hollywood
(Yeah tap, Don)
(K. Dog, yeah, K. Dog!)
(K. Dog, yeah, K. Dog!)