I'M AFRAID I MAKE YR DEPRESSION WORSE

THE FLASHLIGHTS WERE TWINKLING IN THE BUSHES
WHILE WE COWERED IN THE DIRT
I’LL BE A BETTER MAN IN THE MORNING
BUT WE’VE GOTTA RUN FROM PAUL BLART FIRST
I’M AFRAID I MAKE YOUR DEPRESSION WORSE
I BROUGHT YOU FLOWERS AND CHOCOLATES
AND BREAKFAST IN BED
JUST A LITTLE WAY TO SAY I’M SORRY
FOR ALMOST GETTING US ARRESTED
YOUR MOM’S GONNA BE PISSED
WHEN SHE HEARS ABOUT THIS
DIDN’T YOU ALWAYS WANT SOMEONE
A LITTLE DANGEROUS?
HOW ABOUT A GUY WHO’S A TOTAL IDIOT
I GAVE YOU MY BAND’S MERCH
FOR OUR ANNIVERS-
YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN A GILDAN T-SHIRT
BUT HOURS HAVE BEEN LIGHT AT WORK
I’M AFRAID I MAKE YOUR DEPRESSION WORSE
AND I WANNA BE THE BOY OF YOUR DREAMS
THAT’S KIND OF HARD TO DO WEARING A CPAP MACHINE
BABY I KNOW THAT YOU’RE TIRED BUT WE GOTTA GO OUT
CUZ THIS OLIVE GARDEN GIFT CARD IS GONNA EXPIRE
I WANNA DANCE WITH YOU BUT DANCING ROUND THE PROBLEMS
IS ALL I KNOW HOW TO DO
I WANNA DESERVE YOU