Are You Middle Class Enough?

Do you wear designer jeans?
Do you feel like in your teens?
Are you more than a man of means?
Is everything less than rough?
Are you middle class enough?
Do you have a swimming pool?
Is your hairdo really cool?
Have you never been the fool?
Is everything less than tough?
Are you middle class enough?
Perrier hairspray
Waterbeds for two
Jogging, health foods
And lots of social goo
Khaki pants
White shirts with those alligators
Mercedes-Benz
How about tennis later?
Do do do do do do do…
Are you middle class enough?
Perrier hairspray
Waterbeds for two
Jogging, health foods
Lots of social goo
Khaki pants
White shirts with alligators
Mercedes-Benz
How about tennis later?
Do you have a Master Charge?
Is your TV very large?
Do you go for cheap massage?
Do you sleep in the buff?
Are you middle class enough?
Ba ba ba ba…