Let's Get Old

You and me, we like some old-time gangsters
I ain’t talkin' about Bonnie and Clyde, that’s played out
I wanna talk about you and me, we old-time gangsters too, but like,
real real old
Old like grandma and grandpa
That’s old gangstas
And so, if we were that old, then it would be, like, the year 2048!
Uh! I can’t wait!
As we get older, mmm gettin a delectable body odor Yoda
Wanna live my life with my legs wrapped 'round your shoulder
Wrinkly arms just wanna hold ya Grandpa Soldier
We old gangsters you and me
Granny Princess Superstar used to be on Mtv
«I got my boyfriend in your shower»
Yeah, that was me
Now I’m an old lady, flower dresses and necklaces like Mr. T
Was on Top of the Pops now I’m Top of the Cops
Popped up thot popping poppin Glocks till he drops
Grandpa pimpin trollin bankrollin King’s crops
Till his pacemaker stops
It’s the year 2048
Plug in the virtual vidscreen to masturbate- great!
At this rate we’ll never get to drop Banksy
I’m antsy — Grandpa’s cranky
Don’t jerk on your hanky I just bought it, it was fancy
Stop dancing please, it’s time to rob currencies
Which is currently at 1,000 pounds to 1 US Dollar
Pop your collar (Holla!)
And get the fresh dentures with the gold tooth cuz we ballas
Baby let’s get old (Holla)
Baby let’s get old (Holla Holla)
Baby let’s get old (You and me)
We old gangsters, old gangsters (Why do you holler?)
Amazing, you can still spin after the arthritis kicked in
And what with the pin in your leg
Eat your boiled egg! (What?)
I said it’s in the skillet!
I cased out an ill joint for us to pillage!
It’s in a small village- oh girls, watch the drool
There’s some spillage
Outside the town
It’s an old folk nursing home
We can dig underground
We’ll get a young bull to dig the tunnel cuz I can’t lift the shovel
Or even bend down
We’ll attack, escape in a jet car
Put on your bifocals and draw up a map
Stop whining, it ain’t far!
Hit the home at night after visiting hours are over
Yoda, you dress up like a nurse
Here, take this folder
We can go into the rooms while everyone sleeps
Rob every last bit of ointment, candy, sweets
And things that old people eat
I ain’t tryin to be deep but I love you my baby’s father
Now that nobody bothers to visit us or calla
It’s you and me against the whole wide world
And in 2048 you’re still my boo and I’m still your baby girl
Yeah, I’m still your baby girl
Baby let’s get old (Holla)
Baby let’s get old (Holla Holla)
Baby let’s get old (You and me)
We old gangsters, old gangsters (Why do you holler?)
(What a success!) Let’s have sex!
Get the viagra they said you can still get erect
I bet even though my bits saggy you still wanna shag me
(I bet you can’t open up my mouth and put 2 million men inside me)
The future’s so nice, just an old gangsta couple
Oops! There goes my little putter
I’ll leave it at that cuz I’m subtle
Come and cuddle with me…
Let’s give the grandkids all the loose change!
They can buy some penny candy
I mean $ 100 candy
In a nice big bowl
Put the incontinence pads in my panty I gotta go
There’s a pop and it’s so dark and drabby and cold
Just the way we like it so
Give me the telephone and turn up the ring
My back’s going out with all this heavy bling bling
Baby let’s get old (Holla)
Baby let’s get old (Holla Holla)
Baby let’s get old (You and me)
We old gangsters, old gangsters (Why do you holler?)
Baby let’s get old
Baby let’s get old
Baby let’s get old (You and me)
We old gangsters, old gangsters (Why do you holler?)
You and me!
Holla! (Old gangsters, we old gangsters)