Quarantine Rap

Yo man, what’s the deal with pens?
Jovan, Sex Appeal for Men
It’s time to Focusrite and stack snacks for quarantine
Get your playlist right, add tracks by Gwar and Queen
I order CCS pants and get brand socks
Got a three-gallon glass, Saran Wrap on top
Better call the doc if you’re out of Scott
'Cause acorns will pop when the Poundcast drops
A yellow pitcher is what I use to pour
This cross-stitch picture is from 1934
I have a plastic rug, and my backyard’s guarded
So beware of Doug, especially if I farted
How can they hate Thunberg? That girl’s nice!
Organic Lundberg black pearl rice
I run Office Hours drops through a KP3
And the water in my pot is always BPA-free
Are my meals fancy? It’s a nasty question
'Cause I got sassy salads up in my intestine
Muskoka