IQ 5000

She gave it all-
I stole my mom’s inheritance money
She gave it all to my other siblings
I don’t feel bad about it, she died
She actually died
I paper cut my urethra
I eat my own hair after I shave it off when I haven’t washed it for two months
I drink grease off of my- my sweaty uncle’s back
I kiss people with Ebola
I give myself giant splinters on purpose
(What'd you say?)
I suck on the school doorknobs
I suck my own fingers after digging in fertilizer
I lost my virginity to a trombone
I use hand sanitizer as lube
I wipe my butt with Clorox disinfectant wipes
I Lysol my open wounds
I drink rubbing alcohol
Yeah, gottem
I consume the ashes in Chernobyl
I mix my Grandma’s ashes with lemonade
I go digging through the trash at the local hospital for used tissues
And I eat them
I haven’t washed my underwear in two years
I slit my wrists and drink the blood
I have a fetish for eating sharp metal objects
I thumbtack my eyes
I put thumbtacks down my urethra
I cut open my own arteries and let it bleed out
I am suicidal