Catch Me If You... Nah

He started running ducking jumping 'cause the fuzz were coming
He’d rather run, see his mum get another clubbing
Man he’s in for it, it’s fucking ridiculous
One little hit and now he’s running like did
(Fuck I’m not into this!)
He’s getting chased with sticks for this shit
By a hundred and sixty pigs
He was splashing up the numerous tagging
'Til he sees a pig van full of luminous jackets
So he hit the staircase like full speed!
Mr. Barefaced he never went to school (please)
He’s a geezer, twice as cool as what the police are
Nee-naw nee-naw! Nah me neither
Laters mate, I’m a race away
Play the game escape 'til my trainers break
A stupid twat, he ran through some student flats
And by the time he reached the top floor his shoes collapsed
Now he’s itching, walking round the kitchen of a college dorm
Pants he was shitting while the pigs are at the bottom floor
He thought «Fuck it, I’m a take a chance
Jump straight out this window and break my arms»
(Try this fucking win-oo ah, actu. hang on
Woah woah woah woah woah, nah I don’t think so)
He had a change of heart and gathered his thoughts
«Uh if I jump out this window then I’m bound to get caught»
He’s down to the naughts
He remembered back in the days
There were some heads in these flats who were actually safe
We could hear the hip-hop and all the rapping for days
'Cause their window backed onto where we sat and we blazed
So he walked round knocking on the doors until he found them
And said «Have you heard about the police I’m not about them»
They said «Hell yeah man come inside, have a sit down
A tall glass of whiskey and a Marlboro light
You need a shirt that’s just not as bright
And you can walk fucking free from the cops tonight»
He thought «safe!»
Rolled out rocking the garms, of the foreign guys upstairs
Dropping their bars
He walked straight out the back car park with the police in
«Uh, boy in a red t-shirt have you seen him?»
He said «Nah mate» and they didn’t even question it
The shirt that he borrowed’s a description that’ll never fit
Clever kid, otherwise known as the Melonskin
Chase him forever but you’ll never get ahead of him
«Uhh, seem to have lost visual
Okay I’ve lost contact with the male in particular
He was walking around here somewhere but uhh
I’ve sat on my taser
I woke up in a pile of sweat
Sorry»