(It's) Hairspray

What gives a girl power and punch?
Is it charm, is it poise? No, it’s hairspray
What gets a gal asked out to lunch
Is it brains, is it dough? No, it’s hairspray
If you take a ride
With no can at your side
Then your flip will be gone with the wind
But if you spray it and lock it
You can take off in a rocket
And in outer space
Each hair will be in place
Why take a chance
If you get up and dance?
If you twist, I insist
You use hairspray
And tell your mother
Her head she should smother
With Ultra Clutch faithfully
So if you’re a redhead, a blonde or brunette
Just take my advice and you might just get (You might just get)
The only thing better than hairspray, that’s me
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya, doo-dle-e-ya do wah
Forget the milkman, the only thing better than hairspray
Hairspray, wow!
That’s me
Ahhhh!
What makes a man reach out and touch?
Ultra Clutch!
So if you’re a redhead, a blonde or brunette (Ooo)
Just take my advice and you might just get (You might just get)
The only thing better than hairspray, that’s me
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya, doo-dle-e-ya do wah, he’s Corny Collins
The only thing better than hairspray
Hairspray, wow!
That’s me
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah, do wah
Hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one!
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah!