Transvestite Blues

Put on the dresses and high heeled shoes
Put on the makeup, put on the rouge
Look in the mirror, what do I see
Goddamn woman will you marry me?
Transvestite Blues yeah
Transvestite Blues, what gonna do? (2x)
In my room putting on my gear
I don’t care if you ain’t got
People laugh people stare
Better watch out, I’ll kick you down the stairs
Transvestite Blues, what gonna do? (x3)
I haven’t got much money
I go to bed late at night
I ain’t lookin' for trouble
Is there women in sight?
Transvestite Blues, woo
Transvestite Blues, yeah
Transvestite Blues, what gonna do?
They call me the phantom of the light
When I walk down the street
They all laughing, Sicko!
Transvestite Blues
What gonna do? (x3)
Saturday night, I got to look good
Put on my latest gear
Put on my little red number
Ain’t got nothing to fear
Put on the makeup, put on the rouge
Put on the lipstick, high heeled shoes, Look in the mirror, what do I see
Goddamn women, would you let a guy see
Transvestite Blues, what gonna do? (x5)