These Old Shoes

Well, they said, «it was the cheapest fare at this time of year»
And they said, «It's nice and safe, you got nothing to fear»
So I will take this old plane to get to you
Yes, I will take this old plane to get to you
Twenty minutes late the plane crashes down
And I’m one of three left amongst a priest and a clown
And then all I can hear is the hiss of the track
I said, «why the hell not"and I jump on the back
And I will take this old train to get to you
Yes, I will take this old train to get to you
She said, «get off my train you dirty hobo»
And I tried to explain but it was a no go
It was a no go for this hobo
He said for fifty bucks I could take it He was sure that this lemon could make it So I will take this old car to get to you
Yes, I will take this old car to get to you
(He said you could take it)
Couple miles out of this old part of town
My engine explodes with a horrible sound
But I will take these old shoes to get to you
Yes, I will take these old shoes to get to you
Oh, I will take these old shoes to get to you
Yes, I will take these old shoes to get to you.