Bad Girl Once (Soccer Mom Now)

I almost got raped in San Bernadino, was wanted in New Orleans
Went all the way with a jerk in New Jersey
I still taste his tongue in my dreams
These are secrets that when coming to the surface one should disavow
I was a bad girl once
I’m a soccer mom now
Stole some stuff from a church in Indiana on a Kerouac/Cassady fling
Spent the night on a bathroom floor in Venice, tequila-induced vomiting
And there are sexual details I can’t reveal
My mother’d have a cow
I was a bad girl once
I’m a soccer mom now
I wasn’t a junkie, I wasn’t a whore
There were a couple of things I missed
But if you see me slammin' the Volvo door
Drive up in your convertible, I’m still subvertable and
Blow me a kiss, ya-ya
Spent two days and two nights in a house somebody took me two
Smokin' opium laced with cocaine
These strangers we became soul brothers and sister
Now I don’t even remember their names
It’s a wonder that I made it here and all I can say is somehow
I was a bad girl once
I’m as good as gold now
I was a bad girl once
Gracefully gettin' old now
I was a bad girl, bad girl once
I can still be bold
Though I’m a proper soccer mom now
I’m a soccer mom
I’m a soccer mom now
I’m a soccer mom
I’m a soccer mom now
I’m a soccer mom