Belly Up To The Bar, Boys

Belly up! Belly up to the bar boys!
Better loosen your belts.
Only drink when you’re all alone
Or with somebody else.
Belly up! Belly up to the bar boys!
Better have a few more.
And never whirl with a three-toed girl.
Or a discontented horrible
Example, like a girl whose name was Carrie
She carried her charms to everybody else,
But her I had to marry
Or die, die, die
Had to marry Carrie
Or die, die, die
Belly up, belly up to the bar boys!
Let your money be seen!
Only drink by day or night
Or some wheres in between
Belly up, belly up to the bar boys!
Very good for your mind!
A-both feet on the rails
Will make you fall on your behind
I call her be Zelda
She giggles at me and everyone else
But, I had to marry Zelda
Or die, die, die
Got to wed be Zelda
Or die, die, die