So Cool

I didn’t know that you could be so cool
One time I saw you torturing animals after school
You had a big, big smile upon your face
You said if I ratted you out you’d leave me hanging from the flagpoles
With a rope around my waist
I saw you stealing cigarettes from the store
One time I saw you doin' graffiti on the bathroom door
I think that you could make me sin
You got black shades, black leather pants
And the fringes on your jacket is blowing in the wind
That’s why you’re cool cool cool
So cool
Cool cool cool
So cool
Cool cool cool
So cool
Cool cool cool
And someday I’ll be cool
Someday I’ll be cool enough for you
I saw you drinking soda from a can
Then I saw you buying candy from an old scary man
As he turned away, you had a plan
I saw as I looked closer
You had stolen the man’s car keys and you were scraping up his van
That’s why you’re cool cool cool
So cool
Cool cool cool
So cool
Cool cool cool
So cool
Cool cool cool
And someday I’ll be cool
Someday I’ll be cool enough, so cool
You’re so cool
Cool, you’re so cool
Cool, you’re so cool
Cool, you’re so cool
Cool, you’re so cool