Queer for Beer

I don’t know what I would do
If I woke up in a world without my magic brew
The one thing that I hold dear
Is an ice cold beer
I’m a dude and if beer were a dude
I’d totally be gay and fuck that dude
And wake up in the morning with a smile too
And be totally queer for beer
Queer for beer
Queer for beer
Queer for beer
I’m totally queer for beer
We’ll get dressed up in ladies' clothes
And go downtown to the drag queen show
And shout our pride for the life we chose
‘Cause I’m totally queer for beer
Queer for beer
Queer for beer
Queer for beer
I’m totally queer for beer
But some will disagree and we’ll have to fight
Oppression from the conservative right
To defend my right to choose
To spend my life with my lover booze
We’ll get a parade to follow us
And won’t we look so fabulous?
The only thing that I fear
Is losing my life with my lover beer
Queer for beer
Queer for beer
Queer for beer
I’m totally queer for beer
I’m queer for beer