The Alien Curse Words Song

Sometimes things happen to me, that make me want to curse. Like when I
accidentally forget, where I left my manpurse
Not that I have a manpurse
But I would prefer not to offend fellow humans 'cos I am one!
If there was only cursing terminology that seemed appropriate in all situations.
Hey guys, guess what?
What?
Yo, I landed on a planet that we used to call Pluto. These aliens attacked.
I could’a sworn they known judo! I made it out alive with a gift to humanity.
To my surprise it was a satchel of profanities! Peep gang. It was words like;
Boomshkie
They said that
Snigglesnoorp, Swaqqaffufle, Imzow, Zilkrek, Glepoosh, Dartafus
So offensive!
Dubopshazinski
Wow
Frozen cherries, Flingpoot, Waflank, Derbragel, Blarfelnoggle!
And then they had the nerve to say
Florplestompkin!
So I call NASA and I get outta there! Yup…