China Tour

Found my passport
Found a friend to take the cat
And a kid with too much money
Who wants to renovate my flat
'Cause I’m leaving
On a slow boat to China
I’m doing the China tour
There was this guy I met
He had a birthmark on his knee
But he had more respect for Nixon
Than he had for me
So come tomorrow
I’m on that slow boat to China
I’m doing the China cure
I’ll be walking
On that great wall mighty soon
Where the emperor and his armies
Stood their ground
And the river
Where the poet kissed the moon
And drowned
Once I get thre
It’s an even mony bet
That I’ll only brood the harder
On what I’m trying to forget
Still I’m leaving
On that slow boat to China
I’m doing the China tour
I’m taking that Chinese cure