Imperial Earth

Imperial Earth
Galaxy masters
Our peace is worth
Welfare for the asters
Pray!
The Earth: Hete, the representation
Of the Imperial government of The Earth
Aliens: We listen humbly, sir
The Earth: Surrender immediately
In any other case, we must initiate the ignition
Imperial Earth
Galaxy masters
Our peace is worth
Welfare for the asters
Imperial Earth
Galaxy blasters
Our war is worth
Ruin and disasters
Slay!
Plunder
This planet
Using foul play and stealth
Under
The granite
Lies their enormous wealth
Plunder
This planet
Using foul play and stealth
Under
The granite
Lies their enormous wealth
Aliens: Don’t attack, please
We accept all conditions with deferential respect
The Earth: Not enough. Too late. New conditions
And we’re afraid you couldn’t accomplish them
Aliens: Why? What’s the matter?
The Earth: Now, we need… your planet’s core
Aliens: Caution! Caution!
Aliens: Nuclear launch detected!