The Nose Knows

Are they speakin' friendly speech
I doubt it!
Well do they got the gut talk
Oh no no!
Are there tongues a-flap-flap?
Are they speakin' friendly speech?
I doubt it!
Do they know the glad hand?
No never
Time to hold wiggly tongue!
Oh, ooh, ooh
Said my nose is itchy
Cause my name
Is being dragged round town
To bring my shame
Our Pappa’s preached and legend 'tis true
(Our, your) saving grace is long overdue