Lawsuit

DON’T TOUCH ME OR ELSE I’LL FILE A LAWSUIT
DON’T TOUCH ME
I WILL CLAIM ALL THESE LIES
AND I DON’T GIVE A DAMN YOU DIDN’T DO NOTHING
BECAUSE YOU TOUCHED ME AND YOU DESERVE IT
DON’T TOUCH ME
OR THERE WILL BE A LAWSUIT
I DON’T CARE IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY BUMPED MY SHOULDER
I AM VERY SENSITIVE AND I OVERREACT
YES I ADMIT, I OVERREACT BUT IT’S BECAUSE YOU ASSUALTED ME
I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR BROKE FAMILY, I WANT THE MONEY
BECAUSE I BROKE MY SHOULDER BECAUSE OF THE BUMP
AND IT’S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU
SAY IT WAS ACCIDENTAL, LOOK AT MY SHOULDER
IT’S IN A CAST BECAUSE OF YOU
(Hook)
DON’T TOUCH ME OR ELSE I’LL FILE A LAWSUIT
DON’T TOUCH ME
I WILL CLAIM ALL THESE LIES
AND I DON’T GIVE A DAMN YOU DIDN’T DO NOTHING
BECAUSE YOU TOUCHED ME AND YOU DESERVE IT
DON’T TOUCH ME
OR THERE WILL BE A LAWSUIT
(I'm starting to believe him, but I need more evidence)
«Can't you pull out the survalance camera?»
(Excellent idea, I’ll get to that ASAP)
HAHA, NOW WE’RE IN COURT, ABOUT TO SETTLE THIS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF COURSE
I’M NOT A LOSER
I’M GONNA RECIEVE MY MONEY RIGHT NOW
(The lawsuit between mister Terry Harry Larry Karry and uh. this guy who filed
the lawsuit.)
«Terry will keep the 60 grand meanwhile, this guy gives him an extra 40 grand.»
WHAT?
(Now, this court case is over.)
NO, NO, NO!
THAT ISN’T POSSIBLE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Hook)
DON’T TOUCH ME OR ELSE I’LL FILE A LAWSUIT
DON’T TOUCH ME
I WILL CLAIM ALL THESE LIES
AND I DON’T GIVE A DAMN YOU DIDN’T DO NOTHING
BECAUSE YOU TOUCHED ME AND YOU DESERVE IT
DON’T TOUCH ME
OR THERE WILL BE A LAWSUIT