Bush

Grabbing that cash, making it rain on that thot’s lot, uh
Don’t know if she got herpes or not, so gonna hit it anyway
So I take off her pants, she’s got a bush
What the hell? So I grab my cash, my clothes are already on. She starts
screaming, and I scream
«You got a forest down there, so hell no.»
Went to club, to see if anybody’s got it going on
There’s another girl, said she 18. Checking her I. D, can tell it’s fake.
Kick her out, she takes a picture of me
She leaves and I start partying
Getting everybody wasted now, got a girl next to me. Take her home
Take off her pants, she’s got a bush again
Why don’t women shave? She’s got that oder, leaving again. She starts crying
It’s a cycle, everywhere I go. Every thot’s got a bush
Cannot find any girl without a bush, where the hell am I supposed to go?
Without a girl who has a bush
Tickle my pickle girls, without a bush
Oh, finally found one
She looks hot
I take her home with me
Take off her pants, good thing no bush!
Start hitting it from the back, and then I feel something wet. It smells bad,
realized she just pulled a number 2 on my pickle. I started screaming
She said, «The only solution is for me to suck it.»
She starts sucking my pickle, I start to moan
She starts biting, and I start to scream
Then I wake up, it was all a dream
No thot is next to me, except. it was a trap
Next to me and they got a hairy bush
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