Diane

Dad loves wife, gives Dad reason
To have life, to keep breathin'
Cheryl the woman keeps his blood movin'
Dad’s heart’s pumpin' when he’s Mom smoochin'
But Dad does wonder why he gets feelings
When Mom’s friend’s over, what is the reason?
Her perfume lingers on Dad’s fingers
When exchanging greetings is his sniffing cheating?
Dad is trying as hard as he can
To not think about Mom’s friend Diane
But Dad feels like an actual man
When he thinks about the forbidden
Dad is trying as hard as he can
To not think about Mom’s friend Diane
But Dad feels like an actual man
When he thinks about the forbidden
Would Dad even commit romantic treason
Of course he wouldn’t
Dad was just dreamin'
Cheryl is gentle, she is so special
But that Diane is on another level
Ha!
Dad is trying as hard as he can
To not think about Mom’s friend Diane
But Dad feels like an actual man
When he thinks about the forbidden
Dad is trying as hard as he can
To not think about Mom’s friend Diane
But Dad feels like an actual man
When he thinks about the forbidden
Dad is trying as hard as he can
To not think about Mom’s friend Diane
I mean Cheryl