Saggy Diaper Blues

My Mama took my bottle
She took away my apple juice
My Mama took my bottle
She took away my apple juice
Got somethin' squishy in my tushie
I got them saggy diaper blues
My nanny up and left me
I can’t find that girl nowhere
My nanny up and left me
I can’t find that girl nowhere
So I’m just sittin' here in my high chair cryin'
Puttin' Spaghettios in my hair
My Papa turned off the T.V.
He took my «Barney» show away
My Papa turned off the T.V.
He took my «Barney» show away
And he won’t let me watch the Teletubbies
'Cause he said Tinky Winky’s gay
Boom boom boom, what’s that in my room?
I smell somethin', ain’t no perfume
Look in the trunk and what do I find?
Ain’t no spare tire—got a stinky behind
Mama, mama mama
It’s hangin' down to my shoes
Better hurry up and change me
I got them saggy diaper blues