I Wish You Were a Beer

Hey there poseur
You look pretty stupid to me
Hey there poseur
I’m broke & it’s half-past three
Hey there poseur
I wish you were a beer!
I wish you were a beer
Can’t breathe with all this Aqua Net
I wish you were a beer! (shut up)
Hey there poseur
You look pretty stupid to me
Hey there poseur
All dressed like a wanna-be
Hey there poseur
Creeping towards the door
Hey there poseur
I wish you were a beer!
I need a machete just to get to your face
I wish you were a beer! (shut up)
Hey dude…
Are you in a band?
Ya look good! #!!**##???
Hey forget abou' !!!###***???
I wish you were a beer!