Chinese Water Torture

Guess who’s in the lift again
Retard with a giant brain
He’ll ask me for my tie again
Why can’t he simply refrain
30 floors he ascends with me
Then slowly expanding he
Fills the available space
Pushes flesh into my face
Chinese water torture
Chinese water torture
What a torture
What a torture
Clamps my head in his strong beak
Dripping fat he starts to seek
In my nostril needle tongue
6 week later he is done
Chinese water torture
Chinese water torture
What a torture
What a torture
Now I love him, he’s my fave
Cos he’ll let me go to my grave
Rest forever in his care
Meet my love that he killed there
So I keep the pretense
That he causes me offense
He makes laws that are my friends
In a world that makes no sense
Got it in stock
Dominic Ploc