Blue Guitar Blues

J-Town:
My Mama only gave me two things in life that were true
An addictive personality and a guitar that was blue
Fucker was tall and blonde and sorta slim
And I’d never seen a boy as purdy as him
He had tattoos and a lot of charm
And I liked the way it felt in that asshat’s arms
I’ve got the blue guitar blues
I feel so fuckin' used
I’ve got the blue guitar blues
That guitar was from my Mama you douche
Quicksilver boy he stole my heart
He told me that we’d never be apart
Shitbag wanted to be a big rockstar
And then he stole my goddamn mother fuckin' blue guitar
I’ve got the blue guitar blues
I feel so fuckin' used
I’ve got the blue guitar blues
That guitar was from my Mama you douche
Didn’t mind that your nose was the size of a truck
Or the fact that you were a mediocre fuck
We listen to JoJo and cuddled all night
You make me wanna be a dirty twat lickin' dyke
I’ve got the blue guitar blues
I feel so fuckin' used
I’ve got the blue guitar blues
That guitar was from my Mama you douche
So I slept with all you friends and I sued your ass
I blogged about your tiny penis and your lack of class
Bet your parents had no idea they’d make
Such a cock suckin' mother fuckin' big mistake
I’ve got the blue guitar blues
I feel so fuckin' used
I’ve got the blue guitar blues
That guitar was from my Mama you douche
I’ve got the blue guitar blues
I feel so fuckin' used
I’ve got the blue guitar blues
That guitar was from my Mama you dooooouche