The Story of the Lizard and the Sock

Did not know what it would do
I hid a lizard inside your room
I came in at night, then I snuck it in your sock drawer
It had funny little eyes, and funny little claws
When I woke up in the morning, I heard a big scream (AAAAAAAAH!)
Did you find the lizard, or was it a scary dream?
There was a rumbling in your sock draw as you were waking up
It was a lizard, and a sock, and they were making love
And you said, «Lizards and socks, they should never lay together»
But the lizard said, «This is forever (This is forever)»
Oh lizard, you fool! How could a sock ever love you back?
«I feel it,» said the lizard, «And that’s that»
Well, what else could I say?
The lizard and the sock
They got married that same day
When the ceremony started, we erupted with laughter (AHAHAHA)
But the lizard and the sock, they lived happily ever after