Cross-Eyed

Love’s unexpected attack, she’s got me crazy
But I cannot play, 'cause I’m trapped
I’m sitting in the back
I want her to know my name so bad
And I hope, oh I hope, that her eyes look at me with desire
My head is spinning around thinking if I’m enough
Listen to me, love me, love me, I said love
(Instrumental)
Laughing’s a pain in my life knowing there’s someone who can make that laugh a
fucking paradise
I’m melting for that smile
Could you please let me have you for the night?
But I know, oh boy I know, that her eyes are looking…
At my fucking friend? Aw shit, not again
The night is so pretty and just like your face
You’re making me crazy, you’re making me mad
I’m sorry my man, the other guy’s better
Between you and him, I’m taking the latter
You cannot be serious, please give me a chance
I’m a nice guy and I’m a real man
I have a good look and I’m not so ugly
I put on perfume and just for this party
Your smell is so nasty and you look like shit
Your friend is much prettier, I preffer him
I’m sorry that I gave you the wrong impression
I’m leaving with him I was just your temptation
— Hey, sorry dude…
— No umm… yeah it’s okay, I’m used to it
— No but I mean, I’m your friend, I’m really sorry
— No no, I mean it, It’s really really ok, umm… you know, I was actually
thinking about turning gay
— That's an option… Anyway, I’m leaving with her now
— Oh yeah right, umm… Yeah, go have fun. Oh! And one more thing
You can go fuck yourself on the way