I Am the Corona Virus

It starts out as a runny nose
And maybe a sore throat
Pretty soon you’re coughing
With a fever and no hope
If you’re sick or old
You’re vulnerable the most
Cause I’m the coronavirus
I am the coronavirus
I am the coronavirus
I am the coronavirus
I was born in China
When some bitch ate a bat
Pretty soon I was moving
And spreading fucking fast
Now I’m in America
Looking to attack
So better hide your granny
I am the coronavirus
I am the coronavirus
I am the coronavirus
Covid-19, bitches
Better go
And self-quarantine yourself
Since your bumb fuck president
Didn’t get those tests out fast enough
Now I’m everywhere
And I’m undetected
Question for ya’ll though
Why all the toilet paper?
It’s fuckin' weird
And this is coming from me
A little tiny microscopic
Droplet of a virus
But I’ll still flexin' on ya’ll humans
Stock market crashed
That’s me
March madness canceled
Me
Disneyland closed
Again, me
Coachella postponed
Me, me, me, me, me
Coronavirus