Wild Humans

Wild humans for sale
But the souls will cost you extra
Wrap it up and give it a name
Matters what it is not
Long as when it’s a teen
It doesn’t smoke
Pot like the rest of us
Drink like the rest of us
Curse like the rest of us
Raise it up and treat it the same
As you were at that age
Better teach it to read
Look beyond that page
Read the small print
Gotta read the small print
No-one reads the small print
Send it out and get it a job
Work it to the bone
Is he pulling his weight?
He doesn’t have a home
You didn’t raise him right
Tv didn’t raise him right
He didn’t raise him right
Wild humans for sale
But the souls will cost you extra
Wild humans for sale
But the souls will cost you extra
Shut it up, you’re making it cry
Now that he is a her
Guess it didn’t fit in
Just another waste-
Er like the rest of us
Drink like the rest of us
Curse like the rest of us
Cheer it up and give it a smile
With your middle finger
Now that he is a man
He will be called
Sir like a teacher
Hate all the teachers
Leave all the teachers
Split it up and send it away
Therapy now of course
He hates you ‘cause he can
A child of divorce
Like the rest of them
Kiss like the rest of them
Kill like the rest of them
Wild humans for sale
But the souls will cost you extra
Wild humans for sale
But the souls will cost you extra
Wild humans for sale
But the souls will cost you extra
Wild humans for sale
But the souls will cost you extra
Wild humans for sale
Wild humans for sale
But the souls will cost you extra
Brush it up and give it a slap
He’ll never find his world
Because he is a boy
And the rest of them are
Girls with maturity
They only like maturity
Doesn’t have maturity
Dig it up and buy him a stone
He never a made a change
And now that he’s gone
You wish you never
Paid like a mother should
Like a father should
Die like a human should
Wild humans for sale
But the souls will cost you extra
Wild humans for sale
But the souls will cost you extra
Wild humans for sale
But the souls will cost you extra
Wild humans for sale…