Jupiter's Falling

Jupiter’s falling again
Aliens talking, join them
Sit with the decaf and smile
Can’t understand them for a while
Jupiter’s falling, don’t know why
Telescope don’t work — use your eyes
We got to save them, before
We never meet them, let them knock on your door
Oh, won’t you save us please?
Our planet’s dead
We need your help
Or we’ll try Mars instead
Jupiter’s falling and Earth’s gotta catch it
'Cause Jupiter would do it for us
Jupiter’s falling and Earth’s gotta catch it
'Cause Jupiter would do it for us
Jupiter’s falling because
Saturn’s big knife rings showed no love
Lock them away to the human race
They must be so scared out in space
Jupiter’s falling, no one deserves that
Never attacked us, put out your welcome mat
Assume they drink beer and eat
Make them a meal, give them a seat
I like everyone on earth so far
And the weather is better than Venus or Mars
And your women look better
Much better in the pouring rain
On my planet, people don’t kill each other
We get on with one another
But your women look better
With that aside, we’re basically exactly the same