Swine Flu

Fuck
Motherfuckers
Shit really pisses me off
No but really though
Look
So one day I was arrested
I had the handcuffs on
I was like «Man come on
What the fuck did I do?»
He didn’t even answer my question just told me I had a warrant
I was like «Oh my gosh, my good God, like Officer, what are you talking about?»
He didn’t even answer my question
He said «Fuck you nigga, you’re lucky you’re not dark»
I had my car in park, good thing that I did though
Wait it actually didn’t even matter 'cause this shit still got towed, fuck
Motherfucker arrested me and had me in the station
I don’t even remember how long it was I was waiting
It don’t even matter though 'cause either way I asked him «Hey, what the fuck
am I even doing up in here for?»
He told me I had a warrant
And I was like «Come on officer, I ain’t ever been in trouble»
He said «Oh…guess what… fuck it, you’re going to jail»
He threw me in jail and I was like «Fuck, man, damn, this place is like Hell,
what the fuck am I supposed to do up in here?»
I’m missing out on money, missing out on cash
Missing out on my baby girl with the ass
Nice breasts and all that, motherfuck
This shit fucking sucks
Fuck am I doing in jail?
Fuck am I doing in jail?
Fuck am I doing in jail?
Fuck am I doing in jail? Damn
I’m coughing 'cause of swine flu
I’m coughing 'cause of swine flu
All the fucking piggies man
They all beside you, behind you, in front too
Looking at me salivating like 'damn your black ass, we wanna jump you'
Punch you, punch you right through the fucking roof
But they didn’t do that, that motherfucker played it cool
When he was around, everyone else but by himself he said «Lucky I’m not dark,
lucky I’m not dark»
I had my comrade parked but fuck it
While I was in jail, fuck it
Motherfucker
My dick, he can suck it
Real shit
Real shit
This song right here is real spit
This my life, I’m telling you right now, wow
And guess what happened?
That motherfucking warrant that he probably told the fucking captain that I had
wasn’t even valid
Wasn’t my warrant, somebody who had the same name as me
So my-me over here rapping so angrily
You can’t even be blaming me
Real shit, they had me on some bullshit
I went to fucking court, the judge was like «The fuck is this?»
She was like «This shit ain’t got nothing to do with you»
I said «Yeah that’s what I was trying to tell you
That’s what I was tryna say»
Shouts out to that judge 'cause I could’ve been buried under the motherfucking
mud
Motherfucking swine flu
Motherfucking swine flu
Motherfucking swine flu
The fucking pigs make me sick
With the swine flu