Pandas

White and black
The friendly bears of China
White and black
They rarely reproduce
What should be done about these Chinese bears?
What should be done about these friendly bears?
Die they must die!
The pandas must die
Die they must die!
The pandas must die
Yeah
Why should we save them?
What good do they do?
Have you ever seen a panda do something good for you?
They can’t wear t-shirts
They can’t bounce basketballs
They can’t walk tightropes over Niagara Falls
You fat bastard!
All endangered species
Leave endangered feces
If you knew how bad they smell
You would gladly take their pelt
If we killed them all
We can have more parking lots
We can have small couches
Made of little ocelots
Buttersticks!