She Is Not Thinking Of Me

She’s so gay tonight
She’s like spring tonight
She’s a rollicking, frollicking thing tonight
So disarming, soft, and charming
She is not thinking of me
No, she’s not thinking of me
In her eyes tonight
There’s a glow tonight
They’re so bright they could light Fountainbleu tonight
She’s so gracious
So vivacious
She is not thinking of me
Bless her little heart
Crooked to the core
Acting out her part
What a rollicking, frollicking bore!
She’s such fun tonight
She’s a treat tonight
You could spread her on bread she’s so sweet tonight
So devoted, sugar-coated
That it’s heart-warming to see
Oh, she’s simmering with love
Oh, she’s shimmering with love
Oh, she’s not thinking of me!
Someone has set her on fire
Is it Chuck?
Is it Paul or Leon?
Who is turning her furnace up higher?
Oh she’s hot but it’s not
for Gaston!
She’s gay tonight
Oh, so gay tonight
A gigantic romantic cliche tonight
How she blushes
How she gushes
How she fills me with longing
She’s so ooh la la la la
So untrue la la la la
Oh, she is not not not thinking of me!