Egon Hosford

Long but thin from the top his name is Egon
Friends him sound the most, that makes him lucky
I’ve heard it all before, it’s Egon at the door
Feel like waking up inside a rubber
Sitting in a chair beside the fire
I’ve heard it all before, it’s Egon at the door
Egon is jumpy
Egon is jumpy
Pushing down the minute that he heard you
Licking the balls until he’s told he loves you
I’ve heard it all before, it’s Egon at the door
Noone’s ever found him, oh where’s Egon?
Wandering down the hall, intriguing yes
I’ve heard it all bfore, it’s Egon at the door
Egon is jumpy
Egon is jumpy
Egon is jumpy
King of comeback road until you hold on
Wears his crown inside his furry chest
We’ve heard it all before, it’s Egon at the door
Listening for the call of me, his master
Thinks his master rats
We’ve heard it all before, collects bread up with his paw
Egon is jumpy
Egon is jumpy
Egon is jumpy