Opening Night

MISS PRATCHETT
Chocolate! Chocolate! Rots your teeth, and makes you fat. Get your lovely
chocolate here.
TRAMP
Look at this mess. People just guzzle up their chocolate and throw away the
wrappers without the slightest thought.
CHARLIE BUCKET
I’m glad they do that.
TRAMP
Glad?
CHARLIE BUCKET
If people didn’t throw things away, I’d have nothing to pick up.
TRAMP
Very philosophical, I’m sure.