Diggin'

He’s got a backhoe, its caterpillar yeller
He’s a heller rockafella with drank a story teller
With a DUI he’s illegal to drive
But he legally drinks and gets illegally high
Then one night while he’s up in the sky
He looked at that backhoe ask himself why not
I’m gonna drive that thing, it’s a loop hole man
This DUI don’t contain
I’m gonna drive it to the bar down on main street now
He’s diggin'
Got a hot little honey hangin' outta that cab
Diggin'
Got the windows tinted and a base tube hittin' like
Diggin'
Creepin' past the po-po incognito like Joe Dirt
That’s how he’s livin', life’s a garden man
And he’s just diggin'
He’s wearin' a cat hat with a meow meow kitty
Rolls up in the club pimpin' like denny
With the beer tippin' just sippin' ol' sud
Puttin' shots back, trippin' with with a bud
He’s 10 beers in about 12 o clock
But to all the girls who’s startin' to flock
He said, «Hey ladies time to go home.
We can’t stay here; who wants to go?»
About then the valet pulled that back hoe up now
He’s diggin'
Got three little honeys hangin' outta that cab
Diggin'
Got the windows tinted and a base tube hittin' like
Diggin'
Creepin' past the po-po incognito like Joe Dirt
That’s how he’s livin', life’s a garden man
And he’s just diggin'
It was about 2:35 around 2:45
He was tryin' to find his address 2:55
He was drunk as a skunk and high as a kite
Swervin' right and left when they flipped the blue lights
Trooper said, «Boy I ain’t tryin' to be hatin'
But you’re operatin' intoxicatin' violatin' every bit of the law.»
He said, occifer no I’m just…
Diggin'
Look at all them honeys hangin' outta that cab
Diggin'
With the windows tinted and the base tube hittin' like
Diggin'
Beggin' yo yo po-po you gotta let me go yo like Joe Dirt
That’s how he’s livin', life’s a garden man
And he’s just diggin'
Yo yo po-po you gotta let me go yo
Yo yo po-po you gotta let me go yo
Come on now occifer
You know I’m just tryin' to make it home
I don’t mean to cause no problems
But I got all these girls; I gotta get 'em home safe
That’s what any ol' country boy would do
I promise I’m going home right now
Just let me, come on now
Everything’s gonna be fine
We just out here diggin' a lil' bit
You dig? Ha ha ha ha ha