Day of the Jackalope

Well, my senses are sharpened
I’m half in the bag
I got a Cheshire smile and
A five cent rag
Day of the jackalope
Abandon all ye faithful
Abandon all ye hope
Abandon all ye faithful
It’s the day of the jackalope
Well, I heard about your problems
With your old man
Well, he’s a non-issue
As fast as I can
Day of the jackalope
Abandon all ye people
Abandon all ye hope
Abandon all ye people
It’s the day of the jackalope
Well, the leaves blow in circles
In my footsteps
Like the mouth of a river
I have no regrets
Day of the jackalope
Abandon all ye people
Abandon all ye hope
Abandon all ye people
It’s the day of the jackalope