Welcome to Space School

SPACE SCHOOL FACULTY: Welcome to Space School, where you will study the effects
of anti-gravity on snack foods!
Where you will work hard, pushing the boundaries of snack food sciences and
products in the next century
DR. O: I am your headmaster, my name is Dr. O;
I was a soldier in the war that ended forty years before this day
The world back then was dangerous and violent
Fighting off the bird-people restored our sense of shared cultural heritage
After the war, all nations joined as one to form a prosperous and wise global
community
SPACE SCHOOL FACULTY: And now we’d like to introduce you to the top two
graduating seniors of Space School!
JULIAN: My name is Julian. I wrote my thesis on the subatomic structure of
crackers
I worked hard; now I am salutatorian, and I’ve received a grant for further
research
MADELEINE: My name is Madeleine. I’m joining Julian for the research in space
I wish you all the best on every quiz and test. Space School’s a wonderful
place!
GREG: My name is Greg. They didn’t introduce me. My grades were less than great.
My looks will not seduce thee
If I could get a chance to take Julian’s place, and be alone, with Madeleine,
in space…