Wedding in Cherokee County

There she is
Sitting there
Out behind the smoke house in her rocking chair
She don’t say nothing
She don’t do nothing
She don’t feel nothing
She don’t know nothing
Maybe she crazy I don’t know
But maybe that’s why I love her so
Her poppa was a midget
Her mamma was a whore
Her granddad was a news boy till he was 84
What a slimy old bastard he was
Man don’t ya know I know she hates me, man don’t
Ya know I know that she’s no good
She’d probably be unfaithful to me
She’d probably kill me if she could
Maybe she crazy I don’t know
Maybe that’s why I love her so
Today we will be married
And all the freaks that she knows will be there
And all the people from the village will be there
To congratulate us
I will carry through the threshold
And I will make dim the light
I’ll attempt to spend my love within her
I’ll attempt with all my might
She’ll laugh at my mighty sword
She’ll laugh at my mighty sword
Why must she
Lord help me if you could
Maybe we both crazy I don’t know
But maybe that’s why I love her so